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Restaurants
Cleethorpes
Centre
The Tale of Two
The Tale of Two Reviews

The Tale of Two

Spanish, British, European, Drinks

Dishes priced around£13

Photo of restaurant The Tale of Two in Centre, Cleethorpes
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Reviews of The Tale of Two (132)

Read what people think about The Tale of Two. All restaurant reviews are written by verified Quandoo diners. Learn more about The Tale of Two before you go by getting tips and ratings from other restaurant-goers. With real-life reviews, you can see what other diners loved about The Tale of Two and book a table with confidence!

5.2/6

132 reviews

5.2/6

132 reviews

Food:Outstanding
Atmosphere:Excellent
Service:Excellent
Value for money:Great value
Waiting time:Very Good
Noise levels:Pleasant
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"Excellent"
6/6
Peter W.5 years ago · 148 reviews

If you want a perfect place for a meet and eat with friends, Come here.

"Excellent"
6/6
Lynsey C.5 years ago · 5 reviews

Great service and lovely food during our visit. Cocktails are very nice too

"Very good"
5/6
Danielle L.5 years ago · 3 reviews

Have been here a few times, the food is already really nice

"Very good"
5/6
Danielle L.5 years ago · 3 reviews

Food is always good, we have been here quite a bit :)

"Excellent"
6/6
Maxine C.5 years ago · 1 review

Love it here 😊 food is always beautiful and the staff are great 👍

"Very good"
5/6
Vicki M.5 years ago · 2 reviews

Brilliant evening, great service food and cocktails, will return again

"Excellent"
6/6
Susan I.5 years ago · 5 reviews

The food was lovely and the service was excellent. We will be visiting again.

"Good"
4/6
Suzanne H.5 years ago · 1 review

Food ok nothing special a little disappointed, won’t rush back

"Very good"
5/6
Katie G.5 years ago · 12 reviews

Great Food as always love the Tapas deal as it’s great value for money.

"Very good"
5/6
Penny G.5 years ago · 1 review

Lovely Christmas themed tapas, will definitely eat here again soon

"Very good"
5/6
Julie S.5 years ago · 3 reviews

Lovely Mother’s Day meal however a long to wait for food

"Excellent"
6/6
Tessa W.5 years ago · 1 review

Lovely could not complain about anything, food was delicious and staff very helpful and quick not rushed service, will be back 😁

"Excellent"
6/6
Chloe W.5 years ago · 1 review

Lovely food, perfect last minute meal for mothers day. Many thanks!

"Not good "
2/6
Nck D.5 years ago · 2 reviews

Booked table at a restaurant but ended up in a cafe bar with a lot of noise. Food less than average pretty spicy and gave me very bad indigestion. Not worth it.

"Excellent"
6/6
Margaret D.5 years ago · 1 review

A fantastic restaurant with a varied menu and lovely staff and good prices .

"Excellent"
6/6
Phil B.5 years ago · 1 review

nice atmosphere, if a little busy, but to be expected on a sunny Sat afternoon, great food, good price, and they have Blue Moon on tap, couldn't ask for more!

"Good"
4/6
Katerina M.5 years ago · 2 reviews

Lovely location, pleasant staff, and the food was alright - better than your average tapas, but don’t expect a culinary experience. One thing - please wipe down the menus, they were all so sticky and dirty, and it gave off the wrong first impression.

"Very good"
5/6
Samantha C.5 years ago · 1 review

My husband said it was the best steak he had ever had

"Excellent"
6/6
Iestyn W.5 years ago · 1 review

Relaxed atmosphere, friendly staff, prompt service, really nice food. Would definitely recommend.

"Very good"
5/6
mary t.5 years ago · 1 review

Ladies lunching.......quiet Tuesday afternoon, not many in, but that suited us. We could talk without shouting and music played quietly in the background. Food was delicious and well presented. Would definitely go again

"Very good"
5/6
norman d.5 years ago · 4 reviews

Food was very good, had a window seat as requested, will be back

"Excellent"
6/6
lindsey w.5 years ago · 1 review

Lovely food great view and friendly staff :) really enjoyed our night

"Very good"
5/6
Bliss Y.5 years ago · 1 review

Food was lovely. However it’s very small portions for the price you pay. Staff wasn’t the best and got my order wrong

"Very good"
5/6
Charlotte B.5 years ago · 5 reviews

Great food and cocktails! Friendly staff and good atmosphere :)

"Excellent"
6/6
Amy P.5 years ago · 2 reviews

Came in for tapas on Friday night, friendly welcome and were taken to our table. A waitress came over about 10 minutes to take our drinks order. Food was lovely as always and great friendly service.

"Excellent"
6/6
Olivia S.5 years ago · 3 reviews

Good food, it was the festive menu - enjoyed our night!

"Excellent"
6/6
Tracey D.5 years ago · 1 review

Lovely experience from start to finish, all the girls that served us were polite and helpful, the tapas was lovely and the restaurant is clean and my hubby said the loos are the cleanest hes ever been in :-)

"Good"
4/6
Lucy H.5 years ago · 6 reviews

great food as always, and great service thank you very much

"Very good"
5/6
Lucy H.5 years ago · 6 reviews

really enjoyed the food and sangria for my birthday! thank you

"Excellent"
6/6
Olivia S.5 years ago · 3 reviews

Good food and drinks, lovely atmosphere on the night despite it being quiet.

"Very good"
5/6
Katie N.5 years ago · 1 review

Lovely place and service and food was great, could have done with abit of music, and getting drinks at the bar is quite slow but overall was good.

"Excellent"
6/6
Kylie H.5 years ago · 4 reviews

The staff were very friendly and helpful, the food was very nice, fast service and well worth the money will definitely be going back again

"Average"
3/6
Mollie M.5 years ago · 6 reviews

The food and staff were lovely but I had a pornstar martini and it tasted like paintstripper.

"Excellent"
6/6
Kay P.5 years ago · 1 review

Friendly staff, great food, good variety, lovely atmosphere, would recommend. We had most of the selection of the festive tapas and were very much enjoying them.

"Very good"
5/6
Andrea S.5 years ago · 1 review

I called Tale of Two 2 days prior to arriving for my reservation to discuss dietary requirements. I'm sure guests like me make their jobs more difficult but I spoke to Stephanie who couldn't have been more understanding, patient and accommodating, clearly wishing to find something they could serve me. Despite having such limited choices in my diet, Take Of Two couldn't have done more. On the night, the waitress had already been fully briefed and double-checked the information with me, also briefing the Chef. I had the yummiest steak and a lovely evening. Thank you so much!

"Very good"
5/6
Vicky G.5 years ago · 1 review

The Tapas was delicious and there was a good, varied selection to choose from. It went down well with a lovely glass of white Zinfandel.

"Very good"
5/6
Julie E.5 years ago · 7 reviews

Food fab as usual, menu changed slightly but they were able to prepare some beef strips for me! Can’t fault the customer service. Asked for a Hugo cocktail but was given a glass of Prosecco - staff soon changed it. Lovely friendly waitress, very smiley - great night out thanks!

"Average"
3/6
Laura H.5 years ago · 1 review

Felt like we was rushed though our meal with downstairs manager I believe coming up all the time to check as they wanted to close. Wasn't offered desert either.

"Excellent"
6/6
Catherine S.5 years ago · 1 review

excellent food, good service,best night out in a long time. Highly recommend especially battered king prawns and beef strips, we will be booking a table again

"Excellent"
6/6
Lauren T.5 years ago · 1 review

Great food and service was a little loud but was at Christmas time so wasn’t a bother at all but my favourite place to eat